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There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
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the singer for Muse needs to fix that tooth

also not sing

omg Aidy Bryant is my favorite



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jimmyfallonshair:

THE AMOUNT OF GIFS IT TAKES TO SHOW THE WHOLE KISS 

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imperialbedrooms: I’m glad Kristen Wiig is having a lot of fun this season, knowing that it’ll probably be her last. At least we can all look forward to her future hosting gig.

imperialbedrooms:

I’m glad Kristen Wiig is having a lot of fun this season, knowing that it’ll probably be her last. At least we can all look forward to her future hosting gig.


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imperialbedrooms: “What’s a human rumba?”“It’s that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard…and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.”

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“What’s a human rumba?”
“It’s that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard…and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.”

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