My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  

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“ Why write essays when I can just send naked pictures of myself to colleges? Darren Criss [x] (via hellyeahdarrencriss)

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“ Life is only as good as the people you get to share it with. Darren Criss THAT STUPID MAN (via danielradcriss)

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“ I believe in things greater than us, and I believe in love and reverence and spirituality and divinity, whether or not that is embodied in what doctrines might call God is not really important to me. I just believe in the greater something, and I believe in good people. Darren Criss (via beingtruetoyourselfisbadass)

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“ She’s like, “Hey, baby, this is Mariah.” I’m like, “I know. I’m Darren. I don’t know what I’m doing here. Darren Criss (on meeting Mariah Carey)

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“ …my proudest moment as an adult was walking back onto the soundstage and telling everyone they still had jobs. (My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) Tina Fey, Bossypants (via kellyann9)