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Reblogged from andersonhummelarchive

coopersanderson:

remember that time burt hummel walked in on blaine in kurt’s bed and was like “woah did they have sex”

then a week later blaine goes to see burt like “bro you gotta teach your kid about how to have sex just a suggestion”

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