My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  

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He gets incredibly sensitive about even the tiniest comment concerning his physique.


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neverseenthesky:

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I think you’re forgetting that I power walk every morning, and that I wear my special shoes with the big soles, which were designed by a doctor…


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So, as you probably heard, I just turned nineteen, and for my birthday, my friends got me a Bob Marley cake! And I said to them “You know you smoke waaay too much effin’ weed when your friends get you a Bob Marley cake”! And then the media was like “Miley Cyrus pot head! Blah blah blah smokes too much weed, blahh bleh bleh bleh”. So yeah…


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heyiamwhatiam:

Lutz: Go upstairs and tell your boyfriend to help us.


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heyiamwhatiam:

Jack: You say that word a lot more than you realize.