My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  
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  • *At Starbucks*
  • Mom: What do you want?
  • Me: Medium Drip
  • Mom: Do you want it because you like it or because it's Blaine's coffee order?
  • Me: You know his coffee order?
  • Mom: Of course I-
  • *sees the shining look of hope in my eyes*
  • Mom: just answer the question
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crissisfinch:

That one fictional character that you will defend to the death no matter what happens.

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youvegotnothingbettertodo:

Apparently, so does Chris! Everybody wins! NOW KISS!(*I do not ship CrissColfer, I am purely Klaine.) 

youvegotnothingbettertodo:

Apparently, so does Chris! Everybody wins! 
NOW KISS!
(*I do not ship CrissColfer, I am purely Klaine.) 

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fullofmuchness:

Okay this is so funny. I love this man. haha but it’s mostly hilarious cause this is how I usually react to a kurt and blain kiss too… haha <3 cindy 

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you-ony-live-one-life:

Today this chick decided that she wanted to walk up to me and say that Klaine was the worst thing to happen to glee…. so i went all lima heights on her…. 
hehehe

you-ony-live-one-life:

Today this chick decided that she wanted to walk up to me and say that Klaine was the worst thing to happen to glee…. so i went all lima heights on her…. 

hehehe

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thistumblrisa-horcrux:

hopefully they’ll be wrapped in cowboy themed paper?

thistumblrisa-horcrux:

hopefully they’ll be wrapped in cowboy themed paper?

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kisshuchan:

Relax Kurt, noone could stand so much AWESOMENESS~!

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