My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  
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“ I’m sorry, I’m a cunt 

(Source: sandfordspayne, via bennetwilcox)

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rachelandmeganloveklaine:

meridith4132:

Darren’s curtain speech at his final show of H2$

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snlobsession:

You definitely read this in his voice xD

snlobsession:

You definitely read this in his voice xD

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snlobsession:

I want them at my bachelorette party <3

snlobsession:

I want them at my bachelorette party <3

(via akivaschaffer)

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nlozanojr:

my baby daddy

nlozanojr:

my baby daddy

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rimmed:

what

I can&#8217;t&#8230;.

rimmed:

what

I can’t….

(Source: funkies, via akivaschaffer)

she&#8217;s so fab.

she’s so fab.

NO I DONT WANT TO

NO I DONT WANT TO