My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  


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  • Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
  • Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING


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klainingthroughlife:

In memory of 1 year ago, my all-time favorite reaction video to the kiss.

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sweetnickiandhellaminaj:

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

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Portlandia S02E02 - “One Moore Episode”

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ohheygrace:

“An Example of the Effects of Prolonged Exposure to Musical Theatre”

Never has a YouTube video so perfectly captured who I am and how I approach life.



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“Every time someone would be like, ‘Do you want a glass of wine?’”

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jennikatferniss: Oh jeez lol.

jennikatferniss:

Oh jeez lol.

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