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My Theory…

darrensucceedsinbusiness:

What if Blaine gets hurt because something happened in fight club?

This is definitely the most logical reason. Duh.

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So, if I get these spoilers right…

the-land-of-chris-colfer:

Kurt is supposed to have a happier storyline this season, so, instead of almost killing his father, bullying him and making him leave his school, RIB decides to hurt his boyfriend and bring him to the hospital?

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ameskayy:

Darren in Seventeen Magazine!

ameskayy:

Darren in Seventeen Magazine!

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equivalent-exchange:

PRESS PLAY THEN READ.

Blaine felt so nervous. There he was, standing at the altar. The music started playing and Blaine could hear his own heart beat faster and faster. Everyone was walking down the isle and Blaine started to panic. 

He looked to his best man, Wes, for comfort. Wes just gave him a smile and pointed in the opposite direction. Blaine slowly turned and his jaw dropped. There he was. The most beautiful thing he’s ever laid eyes on. Kurt. 

He was walking slowly down the isle, with Burt on his left and Carole on his right. He gave Blaine a smile and Blaine was sure his heart stopped.

Everything was fine. Everything was perfect. Do you know why? Because Blaine was about to marry the man he loved. His best friend, his heart, his inspiration, his soul mate. 

Blaine could feel the tears in his eyes. Kurt looked absolutely gorgeous. He had a huge smile on his face as he continued to walk down the isle. Memories began flashing through Blaine’s head.

“Excuse me, um hi, can I ask you a question? I’m new here.”

“Why did you pick me to sing that song with?”

“I’m never saying goodbye to you.”

“They can’t touch us or what we have.”

“I love you too.”

“These are to celebrate..you.”

“You take my breath away.”

“YES! YES! YES! OF COURSE I’LL MARRY YOU!”

Blaine closed his eyes and opened them. Kurt was now standing in front of him. He took his hand and smiled, tears still streaming down his face. 

Blaine slowly kissed Kurt’s hand and flashed him a smile. The man in front of the altar began talking but Blaine had his eyes on Kurt the whole time.

Before he knew it, he was hearing the most beautiful words to ever escape from Kurt’s mouth.

“I do.”

Thoughts?

omg crying so hard holy shit

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ale-la-pazza1:

The Klaine Alphabet: Married

And how do we know Sebastian?
And then, at bedtime, we do a rigorous skin-sloughing regimen over the phone together.

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Darren Criss at Joe’s Pub “Part of your World”

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youvegotnothingbettertodo:

Apparently, so does Chris! Everybody wins! NOW KISS!(*I do not ship CrissColfer, I am purely Klaine.) 

youvegotnothingbettertodo:

Apparently, so does Chris! Everybody wins! 
NOW KISS!
(*I do not ship CrissColfer, I am purely Klaine.) 

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hardcoreklaining:

Glee Cast Selects Superlatives

I’ve been looking for this video FOR FUCKING EVER.

The fact that Darren was the winner makes me wonder how many times he’s gotten laid, jfc, I’m so fucking weird

Oh, and I’ve watched this almost 10 times now after just finding it today