My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  
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grantscock:

haha and rachel is, like, “oh reeeally”

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feral-knights:

The Chewlywed Game - David Burkta and Neil Patrick Harris

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helenadunne:

This is too funny for my own good

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snlobsession:

You definitely read this in his voice xD

snlobsession:

You definitely read this in his voice xD

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snlobsession:

I want them at my bachelorette party <3

snlobsession:

I want them at my bachelorette party <3

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kurtana:

COOL JOKE

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myurlwastaken:

her workout problems…

myurlwastaken:

her workout problems…

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sprinklesomehappy:

HAHAHHA, I love Mackenzie. 

and my drug, Dance Moms..
They’re an hour away from me!

sprinklesomehappy:

HAHAHHA, I love Mackenzie. 

and my drug, Dance Moms..

They’re an hour away from me!

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thishipstershit:

I &lt;3 this
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