My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  
Reblogged from sexy-schizophrenic-deactivated2
snlobsession:

You definitely read this in his voice xD

snlobsession:

You definitely read this in his voice xD

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omg.

omg.