My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  

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jimmyfallonshair:

THE AMOUNT OF GIFS IT TAKES TO SHOW THE WHOLE KISS 

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matthewstaton:

actually crying because

one year ago

kurt was on that same bed in those same pajamas saying

“i made up the whole thing in my head, didn’t i.”

and now he’s wondering about a proposal.
from the same boy. 

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darrenholmes:

Blaine Anderson has a brother named Cooper Anderson

We are going to get to see a flashback from when they were kids

do you have any idea what this means

do you understand how much possibility we have for character development here

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kurtana:

“Blaine used to be blown away by their relationship, now he’s a part of it.”

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lopezhudson:

Clips from the Sebastian/Santana scene.

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waltzy: aww, this is perfect!

waltzy:

aww, this is perfect!

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youvegotnothingbettertodo: Apparently, so does Chris! Everybody wins! NOW KISS!(*I do not ship CrissColfer, I am purely Klaine.) 

youvegotnothingbettertodo:

Apparently, so does Chris! Everybody wins! 
NOW KISS!
(*I do not ship CrissColfer, I am purely Klaine.) 


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klisseltoe:

criss-colfer:

Kurt point out the room, Blaine taking coats

I’m just gonna pretend this is klaine’s house

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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princessblainers: final81: GLEE: Blaine (Darren Criss, R) gives Kurt (Chris Colfer, L) a gift in the “Extraordinary Merry Christmas” episode of GLEE airing Tuesday, Dec. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Adam Rose/FOX PARDON ME

princessblainers:

final81:

GLEE: Blaine (Darren Criss, R) gives Kurt (Chris Colfer, L) a gift in the “Extraordinary Merry Christmas” episode of GLEE airing Tuesday, Dec. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Adam Rose/FOX

PARDON ME

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Guys…. there’s a hole in my leg

I went to the hospital last night to get a cyst removed from my leg

Everyone was so nice!

But it sucks because I can’t dance or play volleyball for 2 weeks!

I’m gonna die


when i spit on a cute guy while talking….

when i spit on a cute guy while talking….


you guys… Amy Whinehouse died… it’s cuz she didn’t go to rehab… :C


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