My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  


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Reblog if you have never seen a bad picture of Darren Everett Criss.

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Today My Blog Will Be 100% Klaine

hellyeahdarrencriss:


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March 15, 2012

hellyeahdarrencriss:

AKA: The day all the quality Klaine gifs and photosets were produced and reblogged.



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“ Why write essays when I can just send naked pictures of myself to colleges? Darren Criss [x] (via hellyeahdarrencriss)

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laughterwins:

Imogene (2012) A playwright stages a suicide in an attempt to win back her ex, only to wind up in the custody of her gambling-addict mother.

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onceawarblette: Brad/Piano guy! Somebody loves you!

onceawarblette:

Brad/Piano guy! Somebody loves you!

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brunojusticecrewcristianoronaldo: See the resemblance?!

brunojusticecrewcristianoronaldo:

See the resemblance?!

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Blaine's Father

hellyeahdarrencriss:

I’m not sure if anyone else saw this, but according to IMDB this guy is Blaine’s dad!



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hellyeahdarrencriss:

diannaelisecriss:

“I’m not sure what to do with my hands.”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Is it over? Is it safe now?

takenoverbyrocknroll:

sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

idontmeantobeabitch-iswear:

THAT WAS THE WORST

THE

WORST

Can I go to the bathroom yet?

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hellyeahdarrencriss:

I would like to make an announcement.

Due to the billions of pictures of Darren’s naked body, I am now pregnant with his children.

How many you ask? As many as physically possible. Because after that assortment, his sex god figure reachED a point of craziness where one child was not enough.

Thank you.