My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  

Guys…. there’s a hole in my leg

I went to the hospital last night to get a cyst removed from my leg

Everyone was so nice!

But it sucks because I can’t dance or play volleyball for 2 weeks!

I’m gonna die

Reblogged from skillfuldreams


dancing with my cats

dancing with my cats