My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  


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I’ve always been a bit of an outdoorsman.

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kelseymichelles-singalongblog: jason-sogaykiss: #ANDY YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB #LOOK AT YOUR FACE #STOP Maken explains my life in tags.

kelseymichelles-singalongblog:

jason-sogaykiss:

#ANDY YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB #LOOK AT YOUR FACE #STOP

Maken explains my life in tags.

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snlobsession: I want them at my bachelorette party <3

snlobsession:

I want them at my bachelorette party <3

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  • Interviewer: How would you describe Lonely Island's "movement?"
  • Akiva: Bowels, clearly.
  • Andy: The Not Rappers Movement?

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Saturday Night Live spoof of Kim Kardashian’s divorce

11/5/2011

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WHAT’D YOU GUYS DO FOR ST. PATTY’S DAY? I WAS WEARING THIS T-SHIRT THAT SAID, “KISS ME I’M IRISH.” BUT NO ONE WOULD KISS ME.

WHAT’D YOU GUYS DO FOR ST. PATTY’S DAY? I WAS WEARING THIS T-SHIRT THAT SAID, “KISS ME I’M IRISH.” BUT NO ONE WOULD KISS ME.

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