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There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
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But most/all of my posts are funny
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Tue Feb 7
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“I’m issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man.” - The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

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Sun Jan 22
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whatupjamal:

high-fivingamillionangels:

i’m weak. WEAK. CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

is that a fanny pack?

(Source: peanuttbutterjellytimee)

Sun Jan 15
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manical laugh.: evenstars: doctorbeardface: slacktides: liveitout:flanneryculp:...

evenstars:

doctorbeardface:

slacktides:

liveitout:flanneryculp: manhattans: rufustfirefly:

i can’t believe Channing Tatum is hosting SNL next when Maya Rudolph and Will Arnett are people that exist in this world.

#adam scott #joel mchale …

Sun Jan 8
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whatupjamal:

high-fivingamillionangels:

morgan-ashleigh:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield kiss as the duo shop the day away in the Chelsea area of New York City on Sunday (January 8)

Let’s just see the good in this. Emma is gorgeous yes but she’s really normal and plain too, like REAL girl next door beauty. And she got a man like Garfield? There’s hope for us all.