My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  


the singer for Muse needs to fix that tooth

also not sing

omg Aidy Bryant is my favorite



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Paula Deen visits Weekend Update

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imperialbedrooms: I’m glad Kristen Wiig is having a lot of fun this season, knowing that it’ll probably be her last. At least we can all look forward to her future hosting gig.

imperialbedrooms:

I’m glad Kristen Wiig is having a lot of fun this season, knowing that it’ll probably be her last. At least we can all look forward to her future hosting gig.


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MAYA RUDOLPH TO HOST FEBRUARY 18TH SNL

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snlobsession: You definitely read this in his voice xD

snlobsession:

You definitely read this in his voice xD

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I love the cast of saturday night live so much guys

human-fire-hydrant:

ugh you don’t even know

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