My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  
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Rob, what will you miss most about this whole experience?

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iheartrobandkristen:

JAY: Team Edward, or Team Jacob?EMMA: You know what? I’m going to have to say Team Jacob. I’m sorry, I’m sorry.ROB: You’ve just revealed yourself to have absolutely no taste.

iheartrobandkristen:

JAY: Team Edward, or Team Jacob?
EMMA: You know what? I’m going to have to say Team Jacob. I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
ROB: You’ve just revealed yourself to have absolutely no taste.

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planetkristen:


kristen is pregnant.

yup, she is.

planetkristen:

kristen is pregnant.

yup, she is.

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weheartpattinson:

Always so expressive with his hands

weheartpattinson:

Always so expressive with his hands

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