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Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Reblogged from andysexberg

So, as you probably heard, I just turned nineteen, and for my birthday, my friends got me a Bob Marley cake! And I said to them “You know you smoke waaay too much effin’ weed when your friends get you a Bob Marley cake”! And then the media was like “Miley Cyrus pot head! Blah blah blah smokes too much weed, blahh bleh bleh bleh”. So yeah…