My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Thu Jan 5

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The Klaine Alphabet: Married

And how do we know Sebastian?
And then, at bedtime, we do a rigorous skin-sloughing regimen over the phone together.