My mom sometimes texts me

Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
Want me to see something? Tag it: #urban flavor


Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  
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hardcoreklaining:

Glee Cast Selects Superlatives

I’ve been looking for this video FOR FUCKING EVER.

The fact that Darren was the winner makes me wonder how many times he’s gotten laid, jfc, I’m so fucking weird

Oh, and I’ve watched this almost 10 times now after just finding it today

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Right after chris answered the gaga heels question.

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