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slippinghusband: theoriginalsettler: Nicholas Sparks’ newest book/film should be called “White People Embracing”. White People Almost Kissing.

slippinghusband:

theoriginalsettler:

Nicholas Sparks’ newest book/film should be called “White People Embracing”.

White People Almost Kissing.

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