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There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
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Reblogged from forgetslyrics-deactivated201202
“ She’s like, “Hey, baby, this is Mariah.” I’m like, “I know. I’m Darren. I don’t know what I’m doing here. Darren Criss (on meeting Mariah Carey)

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