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and may the odds be ever in your favor: Glee Exclusive: Oscar Winner Helen Mirren Set to Guest Star as [Spoiler Alert]

ohblainers:

How’s this for a crowning achievement: Glee is playing host to the Queen!

Oscar winner Helen Mirren has signed on to guest star in the show’s first episode back on Jan. 17, TVLine has learned exclusively.

But in a twist, the British dame will be heard, not seen.

Per a …

(Source: tvline.com, via archivecpc-deactivated20120525)

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