January 2012
friend: who is your favorite singer?
me: Bo Burnham.
friend: who is your favorite comedian?
me: Bo Burnham.
friend: who is your favorite actor?
me: Bo Burnham.
friend: who-
me: Bo Burnham.
December 2011
xoxo-gossip-gay:
No one told me my brother’s friends was over.
So of course he saw me in my ten-sizes-too-big pyjama trousers that look like a massive skirt of death billowing in the wind when I walk.
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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adamusprime:
why do we call it germany when the people who actually live there call it deutschland
how did that come about
“hallo, welcome to deutschland”
“no deutschland is a lame name we’re gonna call you germany”
“but that’s not what we—”
“fuck you”
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killthecandylady:
being social is so overrated
killthecandylady:
what if i just tell my friends that i’m going to another party
and not tell them that that party is in my bedroom in front of my laptop
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I got McDonalds because McFeast
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doctorcolfer:
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worshipcolfer:
But guys 2012 means Struck By Lightning.
now I'm feeling so fly like a dcriss
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elisabethcriss:
omg that gif tho. xD
innocentandstarryeyed asked: Oh hey beautiful. I just really love you<3 mkay that's it
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