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Martha Zo. 15. Earth.
There's a lot of sexual tension between me and my fridge.
I post a lot of hot celebrities and The Walking Dead and NBC comedies but don't worry, no porn.
But most/all of my posts are funny
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME QUESTIONS.
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Lay it on me my man, what's your question?  


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graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

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I just realized what tomorrow is.

comedynerdsunited:

“I’m not big on planning ahead, but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013. I have a table for one at Morty’s steak house. Where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again, Which can only happen if I take a full load.”

 - Jeff Winger, Season 1 Episode 24

In hindsight, that’s not quite how it panned out. But if anyone still wants to meet at Morty’s, I’ll save you a seat.


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ayanisaway: what my wedding vows will sound like tbh 

ayanisaway:

what my wedding vows will sound like tbh 

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nosdrinker: yeah beyonce you usually just call what’s up??

nosdrinker:

yeah beyonce you usually just call what’s up??

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joeydeangelis:

crying, basc

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small-magical-mean-world:

sailorcedes:

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

  • TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
  • YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
  • NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING

^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN. 

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shadowaliveandwell: wow remember when Tommy Pickles was motherfucking Moses

shadowaliveandwell:

wow remember when Tommy Pickles was motherfucking Moses

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huffposttv:

There is a Twitter account, and correct me if I have this wrong, that personifies your hair. Basically it’s your hair tweeting.

Connie Britton’s hair is magnificent.


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thatisalargebaby:

teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl 

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galaxys4:

who gives a shit if yahoo bought tumblr I can’t believe how people are actually being fucking babies about this

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pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

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